Ozzy came home from Dogs Trust Glasgow three years ago and he makes us laugh every day. He's the most handsome boy, with the pointiest ears. He hates going out in the rain, and that he can't climb trees to chase squirrels. He loves going into the cupboard to hunt for Dentastix and paddling at the beach. The house is a death trap as at any moment you could fall over one of his many tennis balls. At seven o'clock every night he starts singing at me to get a treat. He can't sit beside you, he has to sit on you, and he has very bony elbows! He's a fab boy and we wouldn't be without him.